I'm Here.

• Me, messing with Peter's hair: This is a close encounter.... of the first kind?
• Peter: [snickering]
• Me: What is it, humans are first kind, animals are second, aliens are third? I figure if it's a system created by humans, humans would be the first kind.
• Peter: First kind is sighting a UFO. Second kind is sighting craft and signs of life.
• Me: Oh?
• Peter: Third is seeing the actual forms of life.
• Me: WHAT. I had no idea.
• Peter: Fourth is abduction. Fifth is sex. Sixth is procreation... seventh covers suffrage, the right to vote, so on... and eighth, uh-- [laughing]
• Me: I don't even know where the truth ends and fiction begins with all of this.