Always with the honesty.

Stock person at Doris' Italian Market: Can I help you with anything?
Me: I'm looking for almond filling but it seems there's only a selection of almond pastes and marzipan.
Stock person, yelling to a person in the bakery: Hey, where's almond filling?
Bakery person, pointing to exactly where I found the pastes: Right there, it's in a can.
Stock person, yelling back: The only thing in a can is the paste!
Bakery person: Look harder!
Stock person, to me, with a sigh: They don't even know...
Me: I may just get it and see if there's a means to substitute with it.
Stock person: What are you trying to make?
Me: Venetians... the rainbow cake cookies.
Stock person: You should just buy ours from the bakery!
Me, amusedly: Ah, I've had 'em here... and from Italian bakeries in New York City. They're good! Just... my mom's are always better.
Stock person, amused: Ha! Everyone loves mom's best.
Me: ...my partner refuses to even try other kinds anymore because they're disappointing by comparison!
Stock person, laughing: Maybe we should hire her.
Me: I do still give others a chance now and then, but... [nonplussed smirk]

I'm Here.