- Person in line ahead of me at convenience store: Go ahead. Goooo ahead.
- Me: I'm good; you were here before me.
- Person: Gooo ahead, go ahead...
- Me: [reluctantly stepping up to check out].
- Person: ...cunt.
- Me: Wow! You just said that...!?
- Person: I said nothing bad! I didn't say ANYTHING bad! Just go ahead, go ahead.
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