- Marcie, at work, via text: how do you tell someone to please stop fucking tapping?
- Me: Haha. ...Stop that / How many more taps before you're done? / That's a terrible sound you're making...
- Marcie: how many more before you're done is my favorite.
- Me: Doooo itttt. Who's tapping?
- Marcie: Mr. Cool Musician. I'll secure my position as the office crotchety bitch.
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