I’m sorry, but: Boney Bones Jones.
I’ve got you beat:
Brown. Gumbo. Smith. (hyphen) Parker.
EDIT: Wait a second. I just said “Boney Bones Jones” out loud. Jaime wins.
Uh… so I’m Sticky Fingers King.
So there’s that.
Ol’ Jailhouse Fingers McGee over here.
(Source: drinkyourjuice)
Toothless Killer Jones :)
Pretty Eyes Davis
Sticky Bones Rivers (?)
pretty bad boy hopkins…
Hollerin’ Hips Bailey. Omg
Blind Dog Dupree
Fingers Jackson… You know, I don’t hate that. Lol.
Curly Bones McGee. So perfect!
Sticky “Bones” Davis
Pretty Bones Smith.
sleepy foot bradley
Ugly Bad Boy Bailey
Blind Bad Boy Lee - naaaaah
Jailhouse Eyes Jackson, wtff? xD
Blind Badboy Smith. Pleased to meet you.
Pretty Gumbo Davis. Godamnit.
Texas Liver Bailey. Yeah!
Sticky Gumbo Bailey….?
Brown Legs Jackson :D
“Texas Harp Thompkins” I could win Trailer-Trash Pageants with this, I know it.
Skinny Gumbo McGee