April 2012
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no sorry santorum you have to carry your dead presidential campaign to full term
– kindymaling (via drinkyourjuice)
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So, I'm gonna kick the "be cool" shit down a notch...
and tell a story that only a few close friends know because I laugh-cry-embarrass myself any time I try telling it and it’ll be really easy to sum it up neatly in written form.[[MORE]]
Just after getting off the Austin job offer phone call twoish years ago, I walked in to my parents’ house in Florida, and my mom asked me what’s up.
Me: I [deep breath] got the job.
My mom:...
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Anonymous asked: I'll be honest, I've been harboring a pretty sizable crush on you. A harmless crush, mind you, as it could never happen, but a crush just the same.
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nickdivers replied to your photo: You guys, Nick over at Best Roof Talk Ever needs…
haha, not what i was going for, but thank.
Maybe you’ll get a nice cross-brand bump?
Also, you’re welc.
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reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
Be cool.
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Racists never want to believe that they are racist. They are constantly...
– Son of Baldwin (via sonofbaldwin)
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polpolpolpol asked: what's wrong with Ted, a movie (from what I can tell in the trailer) about a single guy and his talking bear who's attracted to blondes?
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1. Ask a complete stranger if they are Marisa’s brother. After getting a freaked...
– HOT MESS EXPRESS: How To Be An Awkward Hot Mess at First Friday
That’s the only way those things go!
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