April 2012
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Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Draw Something: Slow Motion Poetry.
Stranger's first drawing: You're ugly.
Me: [flips letters around enough times to figure out the word is "Snoopy."]
Me: [Picks "Golem."]
Me: That's a really weird thing to say!
Stranger: [Doesn't guess the word]
Stranger's second drawing: How small are your tits?
Me: [flips letters around enough times to figure out the word is "Sailboat."]
Me: [Picks "SlamDunk."]
Me: Cool Youtube page, [handlename3232]. Zzz boring!
Stranger: [Doesn't guess the word.]
Stranger's third drawing: That's not mine, mine's [handlename32]. Still boring.
Me: [flips letters around enough times to figure out the word is "Worm."]
Me: [Picks "Dandruff."]
Me: Well, I don't think you're very cool for being rude and saying weird things to strangers.
Stranger: [Doesn't guess the word.]
Stranger's fourth drawing: I still think you're an ugly cunt.
Me: [flips letters around enough times to figure out the word is "Shrimp."]
Me: [Picks "Backflip."]
Me: You're not very good at this game.
Apr 7th
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“Holy FUCK have you seen the trailer for Ted, starring Mark Wahlberg? Who the...”
– Me, in a text to ALL OF THE PEOPLE because I can’t even believe this is a real thing on planet earth in 2012.
Apr 7th
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“Orange juice is yellow. That yellow traffic light is orange.”
– Things I point out that absolutely enrage people.
Apr 7th
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Me: [juggling a to-go box and coffee from neighborhood cafe, walking up to my apartment]
Neighbor I don't know: you live at home, don't you.
Me: o__O
Neighbor: WORK. Work.
Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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“Cop runs license check on a suspicious vehicle. Although they apparently...”
– Radley Balko, via Coyote (via econarchy)
Apr 6th
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nedhepburn replied to your photoset: Jerry surprised Marcie for her 30th birthday and… i wanna wear flannel and have cool indie rock girlfriends and live in Austin and drink craft beer by rock formations, too :C Pro tip: To achieve those goals, you’d first have to come to Austin. And I hope by flannel you meant plaid, because you’d be sweating profusely in flannel.
Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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The Alamo Drafthouse Is Coming to NYC's Upper West... →
rutabagaparsnip: judyxberman: Cannot wait to have a movie theater where people get kicked out for texting. Welcome to NY, Alamo Drafthouse! Hey New Yorkers! Lucky you!
Apr 5th
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On that note...
Two years ago today I was living in Florida and got a job offer in Austin under the condition that I can be there to start work “a week from today.” [[MORE]]A week prior, the idea of living in Austin wasn’t big on my radar. Sure, I had a long weekend trip planned, but I was in the mindset of checking it out because I eventually wanted to live there, but it didn’t seem like...
Apr 5th
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Do you feel like Austin is bursting at the seams? →
fuckyeahaustintx: austinstatesman: It may be. New census data show the Austin-Round Rock-San Marcos region ranked as the nation’s second fastest growing metro area between April 2010 and July 2011. “It’s still about Austin,” Ryan Robinson, the city’s demographer, said about the data. “It’s about the fact that when people move here, they’re wanting to move into the heart of the metropolitan...
Apr 5th
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Me: It's the last day before you're 30! What are you doing this evening...?
Marcie: At Forever 21! Where else?
Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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