We made it.– Three words that hold far more weight than those other three words.
I’m here.– The best two-worded sentence to say & hear.
Home.– The best word in the English language.
Because the only bros for me are the awesome ones, the ones who are mad to chug,...– http://onthebrod.tumblr.com/ I died.
Tonight there was a fundraiser held at the Austin Skating Rink for the bearded and mustached men of the Austin Facial Hair Club. Frank supplied hotdogs (and veggie dogs) and introduced a genius, mustache-friendly condiment solution for these men: fully loaded condiment bombs neatly wrapped in rice paper (think: spring rolls) which were put on the bun along with the dog. Amazing. Delicious. And...
When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. And when life is bitter, say...– Shauna Niequist (via julie911)
Arguing with a crazy person is like trying to ride a bike with no tires. You can...– Chuck, on the topic of bicycle safety (via chuckhistory)
Well, “snooze” and “sleep” became “yes” and...– My inner monologue on the drive to work.
…You are an android; your programming is genetic; your design reflects...– Mills Baker. You’ve got to read the whole thing here. And you should probably be sure to watch Spike Jonze’s I’m Here before or shortly after reading. Mills’ writeup is a commentary on the film, but neither is a spoiler for either, and neither requires the other in any...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-11-21) →
Andrew Bird (14) Frightened Rabbit (13) Iron & Wine (12) Bowerbirds (12) Horse Feathers (11) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I don’t know why I asked — there’s no such thing as new...– Completely out of context. It meant nothing when I started saying it then was unbelievably profound when I heard myself saying it, for whatever reason.
My old boss in FL to my old account manager.
Daniella: He's like, "I always liked you and that other brunette..."
Daniella: "...The one who moved to Texas."
Daniella: "...Ma.... muh... mmm uh... uhm... Marisa?"
Cheese, wine, chocolate.
Three things that are always in stock at my home, even when I’m running short on everything else.
Vaughan Lazar, founder of the Pizza Fusion company, is trying to keep Fort Lauderdale classy. Last night, Lazar made a joke on his Facebook profile suggesting the idea of giving free pizza in exchange for Ed Hardy gear. Well, it’s no longer a joke. Today through Wednesday, you can bring your Ed Hardy gear to Pizza Fusion’s Fort Lauderdale location and get a free large pizza. ...
Before last night, I hadn’t been out dancing since late July / early August. Everything hurts today, so bad. Which means last night was a complete success.
I don’t see myself getting married much before I’m 26. I won’t have the time,...– Jodie Foster, 1983 (via austinkleon) This. Except change “26” to… “34.” Or “dead,” even.
“That would be like the worst thing for me... →
Like Black Friday, but Without the Fights A New York Times article that reminds me of another 2011 goal: Keep working on removing “like” from my vernacular.
pattyman: Dark new Arcade Fire video directed by Spike Jonze. Hello, suburbs of Austin. <3